Always About To Do Something Stupid...

Ask away beauties :)   Just another Creative pair of eyes, lost amid the other Creatives in a universe where I don't understand the punch line.

Britain:Excuse Me
Netherlands:Excuseer me
Mexico:Perdon
Italy:Permesso
France:Pardon
Canada:Sorry
America:Get the fuck out of my way douchedick
Australia:Move cunt or I'll run you down with my kangaroo
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christinerod:

Constance Talmadge, His Sister from Paris, 1925

christinerod:

Constance Talmadge, His Sister from Paris, 1925

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wickedclothes:

Anatomical Heart Coffee Mug

Keep your coffee close to heart. This ceramic mug features an anatomically correct heart, with veins draping over into the interior for extra flavor. Sold on Etsy.

(via say-anything-is-a-real-girl)

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me:are there any spirits listening
ouija:yes are you alone
me:yes
ouija:haha nice whats up :P
me:trying to contact my dead grandmother
ouija:cool cool so what would u be doing if i was alive right now lol
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whitecrossgirl:

belle-princess:

Translation: The Irish kid’s been blowing shit up since the day he got here, ask him

(Source: porpetinascamander, via decadencedexistence)

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nolachick:

hardcorehousewife:

well dollskill was just taken off my list of all time favorite stores….

"we’re a brassy, sassy, stick it up your assy kinda company"

da FUQ did I just read?

— 2 hours ago with 4669 notes

cunterion:

this entire month is halloween don’t let anyone tell you otherwise 

(via decadencedexistence)

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hannahroad:

I almost got angry until I stopped for a minute to read it.Now makes sense.

hannahroad:

I almost got angry until I stopped for a minute to read it.
Now makes sense.

(Source: swolizard, via decadencedexistence)

— 2 hours ago with 4994 notes