Always About To Do Something Stupid...

Ask away beauties :)   Just another Creative pair of eyes, lost amid the other Creatives in a universe where I don't understand the punch line.

coolestbloginamerica:


I put my fish in time out because he kept trying to eat my other fish.  I hope that little fucker learned his lesson

coolestbloginamerica:

I put my fish in time out because he kept trying to eat my other fish.
I hope that little fucker learned his lesson

(via ruinedchildhood)

— 1 month ago with 290093 notes
asthetiques:

HONEY - ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THINGS ON THIS EARTH.

asthetiques:

HONEY - ONE OF THE MOST BEAUTIFUL THINGS ON THIS EARTH.

(via planstobesurprised)

— 1 month ago with 23142 notes

darbotron:

xcarolynnn:

cloudydayrealestate:

the satisfaction

One time in like 5th grade I had this teacher and she gave us all bottles of shit like this and told us to squeeze it all out and of course we were like fuck yeah and did it and then she said, “Now, try and shove it all back in the container.” Of course we all tried, and then stared at her confused as shit. When we all obviously gave up, she said, “In the moment, you were so consumed with what you were doing that you didn’t realize the mess you were making. Then, after it was so quickly and easily poured out, you realize it is impossible to put it all back in. Remember this for the rest of your lives when it comes to the words that come out of your mouth” and we were like 10 so we were like yeah ok whatever lady, but somehow to this day I think of it constantly. 

MY TEACHER DID THAT TOO BUT THIS SMARTASS TRIED TO PUT THE TOOTHPASTE BACK IN THE TUBE

(Source: officialkirstie, via somethingdifferententirely)

— 1 month ago with 447555 notes

classyhoothoot:

skatles:

isn’t it upsetting that your future husband is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who he is he could be with a STUPID GIRLFRIEND GET AWAY FROM MY HUSBAND

also isn’t it upsetting that your future wife is literally alive right now but you just don’t know who she is she could be lonely or sad or something horrible could be happening to her and oh no now im worried…

isn’t it upsetting that your future 50 cats are literally not born yet

(Source: hotsenator, via somethingdifferententirely)

— 1 month ago with 672320 notes
unclebeebo:

Kamakura Linen Cutaway Shirt. Perfect for warm days.

unclebeebo:

Kamakura Linen Cutaway Shirt. Perfect for warm days.

(via pure-evil)

— 1 month ago with 77 notes

gracecrane:

Get To Know Me MemeFavorite TV Show [1/5]: Brooklyn Nine-Nine

A wise unsmiling man named Jerald Jimes made me realize what I am thankful for. So, I’d just like to say I am happy to be here with my family. My super weird family with two black dads, and two Latina daughters, and two white sons, and… Gina. And I don’t know what you (Scully) are. Some strange giant baby? To the Nine Nine!

(via cindymayweather)

— 1 month ago with 3068 notes